Angela Pandolfo Roy is a cranky, liberal, self-employed, Italian-American, Episcopalian, Bronx-born, Jersey-bred thirtysomething currently buckling under the demands — and the joys! Don’t forget the joys! — of two colorful young sons; a husband who steadfastly refuses to be George Clooney; two cats (one fat, one stupid); and a craptacular, 100-year-old house. Angela blogs as Hausfrau on Offsprung.