Hey Daddy-O, tune in to your AM dial for the latest, the greatest, those hits you love from way back when; it's time for the Golden Oldie Parade of Hits, the soothing sound of Beltway summer in even numbered years, mixed in with some the freshest hits of today.
Those hep-kats in the House aren't playing "Guns and Butter" anymore, those were the classics, tunes of a greater generation, the tunes of the Majoritarians now are "Guns and Abortion," an anthem of summer to rally the faithful. But before we play those golden oldies, let me lay on you the tunes you just heard. First, playing louder than its ever been played that old faithful, "Burn Me Once, Shame on You, Burn Me Twice, Shame on Me" rising on the charts this summer to 66 thumbs up. Before that we heard "The Estate Tax Blues" and we mixed it with a new hit that may not resonate with the Majoritarians, "Given It All Away in Philanthropy-ville" by Warren Buffett. Of course those whacky kats in the Senate tried their best to run up the thumbs on their recent favorite punk number, "Bash, Bash, Bash the Gays" — oh, how they love that one in the locker room.
Yesssssssssirrrrreeee, all you cool chicks, and groooooovy kats, that Golden Oldie Parade is back as sure as the summer humidity, helping us all to forget those pesky problems of the school (so uncool) year like balancing budgets in math class, or learning about how to protect yourself from diseases in those really hip abstinence classes. Who cares about the economy, your health, pesky inflation, education, or our reputation abroad …hey man its sum, sum, summmmmmmerrrr. Time to forget all our troubles and just listen as those cool Majoritarian kats on the Hill take us down memory lane one more time with the Golden Oldie Parade of hits….and misses.